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Joke of the Day
"Where do suicide bombers go when they die? ALLAAAAAAHVER the place!"
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"Bad cooking and sex Husband: Your cooking is pretty pathetic despite watching cooking shows on TV. Wife: You watch Porn but do I complain?"
"I used to be afraid of gardening... ...but then I decided to grow a pear."
"I used to love going to dinner parties as a little girl My wife hated it though."
"My dog said I was crazy"
"2 out of 3 Americans live beside a paedophile Not me though. I live beside two hot 12 year olds"
"Say no to drugs. Although if you're talking to drugs you may already be on drugs."
"I used to go out with a Welsh girl who had 36DDs. I had no idea how to pronounce her name."
"Why does no one makes fun of the gay kid who hung himself? Because it's low-hanging fruit"
"This cracked me up at work tonight! Did you hear about the famous actress that slit her throat tonight? What's her name? Reese... Reese Witherspoon? No with a knife"