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Joke of the Day

"I used to love going to dinner parties as a little girl My wife hated it though."

"Whats Dj Khaleds Favourite Jetski Brand? Kawasakey"

"Why is sex like snow? Because you never know how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.."

"And as they were eating, Jesus took content and linked to it, giving it to his disciples, and said, 'Take, eat; this is my brand'"

"It must be tough to live in Europe. There's neither land nor way.."

"I was wondering why everyone at school was forming small groups... ...and then it cliqued! I'll show myself out."

"What do you mean you were really drunk? I already changed my Facebook relationship status for you."

"If Jesus was a cat we'd have nine Easters."

"What do you call a bunch of gay slaves? Fruits of labor."

"How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go ride our bikes!"