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Joke of the Day

"This cracked me up at work tonight! Did you hear about the famous actress that slit her throat tonight? What's her name? Reese... Reese Witherspoon? No with a knife"

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"Why does it take southerners so long to do their chores? Because slavery is illegal."
"How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? ... you pick him up and suck his dick."
"I could care less about you but I'm still going to go through your entire wedding & 1st born childs photo album on Facebook. I hate myself"
"What to gay men call hemorrhoids?? Speed bumps"
"Hear about the 2 Mexican firemen? Jose and Josb"
"What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bath? One has hope in her soul..."
"Cop: You look pretty beat up, how many attackers did you say there was? [flashback to me showing the cat my nunchuk skills] Me: Easily 10"
"Seriously, this is the last time I trust a baby with firearms."