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Joke of the Day
"I came across something really weird last night... I think she was half-goat or something?"
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"If you're first on a YouTube comment thread, I assume you're last in pretty much everything else."
"I don't see why Mariah Carey is getting so much abuse. Every year at Times Square someone drops the ball."
"When the party host collects everyone's coats and throws them on their bed, I just stay in mine and take a nap among the jackets."
"Why can't Chinese couples have caucasian babies? Because two wongs dont make a white"
"What do they call the doctor who released private health information after he got mad at his being given away? A Hipaacrite"
"What did socialists use before candles? Light bulbs."
"Why do Italian men grow moustaches? So they can look like their mothers."
"Two terrorists are sittign around a campfire..... when all of a sudden a donkey comes along.. The first terrorist jumps up and shouts "" Look at that ass!"""
"New Feature exclusive to 2015/16 Chevy Trucks Magnetic Bumber; recover the parts as they fall off."