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Joke of the Day
"I came across something really weird last night... I think she was half-goat or something?"
Next Joke
"The office supplier gave us some cheap toilet paper and now we've got a real mess on our hands."
"What do Muslims do before a jager bomb? Press the button"
"Can a guy with no eyebrows look surprised?"
"Jokes Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk."
"haha sucks for women that they have to sit down to poop"
"But it's not my choice I'm single by choice"
"KIDS: [from the kitchen] dad...may we have ice cream? ME: no you may not [long pause] K: dad...may we be forgiven if we already had ice cream?"
"The only thing I hate more than taxi drivers who talk on their phone the whole time are the ones who say even a single word to me."
"Man sees a kangaroo sitting in a movie theater ""Are you a kangaroo?"" asked the man, surprised. ""Yes."" ""What are you doing at the movies?"" The kangaroo replied, ""Well, I liked the book."""