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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't the witch get pregnant? Her husband had a holloween-ie."

"Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter!"

"In solidarity with peaceful Muslim communities around the world, I believe America should finally elect it's first Muslim president to a third term."

"A Pokemon Go player walks into a bar... Then into a tree... Then into a car..."

"Metapod really loves eating Margarine on his pokefood. Since its butterfree."

"Did you hear about the train that hit the deaf guy? Neither did he."

"My wife was preparing to bake bread... I asked what that was she was putting into the mix. She said, ""dill weed"". I said, ""Darling, you know I love your recipes, but I refuse to eat dill dough!""."

"Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her car? She burned her mouth on the exhaust."

"What car insurance do Canadians have? Triple 'eh'"

"I predict futuristic fiction will become very popular. Nope, just an example of futuristic fiction. It wasn't that great because that's what futuristic fiction is like."