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Joke of the Day

"what's the difference between a cross-eyed hunter and a constipated owl? the hunter shoots but can't hit..."

"How does a Mexican know when he's hungry? His ass stops burning."

"Google just threw a drink in my face I deserved it I have no business asking those questions"

"The girl at the RyanAir check-in desk said, ""Window or aisle?"" I replied, ""Window or you'll what?"""

"How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating? If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline."

"The french invented a new bulletproof vest That is just as efficient as a regular one but much cheaper: it only covers the soldiers' backs"

"What do you get when you cross a pyrotechnician and Mexican food? Explosive Diarrhea"

"Why are Hispanic dwarves called Paragraphs? They're too short to be called Essays."

"You're not an American until you've eaten more than the serving suggestion."

"Therapist: ""I think you have a phobia of marriage. Do you know the symptoms?"" Me: ""I can't say I do."" Therapist: ""That's one of them."""