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Joke of the Day

"Daycare sent me a pic of my 4yr old daughter holding hands with a boy.. with interlocked fingers.. INTERLOCKED FINGERS? send bail money!"

"Chuck Norris doesn't say ""who's your daddy"", because he knows the answer."

"If you want someone to listen to you, start the conversation with ""I shouldn't be telling you this"""

"Birthdays are good for you.... The more you have, the longer you live."

"Why did hitler kill himself? He saw the gas bill. It was over nein thousand."

"Why's it called getting an abortion... Instead of razing your child?"

"I like to paint pictures of WW2 bombers onto the sides of beautiful women."

"How does a black girl know she's pregnant When she pulls out her tampon the cotton is already picked"

"Me: Hi, mom. I'm feeling tremendous guilt. Mom: Why? Me: Just thought I'd save you the effort."

"What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square? Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him."