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Joke of the Day
"Who said ""Shiver me timbers!"" on the ghost ship? The skeleton crew."
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"One time a girl tried sleeping with me for adderall... She was a total attention whore."
"What is the meaning of life? All evidence to date suggests it's chocolate."
"One of my patients took me to Sioux City Now Iowa defense attorney a lot of money."
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