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Joke of the Day
"What is Mary and Joesph's Favorite Snack? Jeez-its"
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"[cow pushing 5 shopping carts out of store] Ugh, why do I keep shopping for groceries on 4 empty stomachs"
"I told my friend an oxygen joke which he didnt get at first Until he finally went ""O"""
"What's the difference between fire and water? Everything, dumbass"
"What disease do elderly dinosaurs get? Jurassic Parkinsons"
"I'm 100 percent against animal cruelty. Nothing makes me sadder than when my dog makes fun of me."
"Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live."
"How do you lose fourteen stone of fat? Dump him."
"What are pupils at ghost schools called? Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls."
"Did you hear about the jihadist birthday party? It was a blast."