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Joke of the Day

"I changed my password to ""incorrect"". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say ""Your password is incorrect""."

"A slice of ham and a slice of cheese walk into a bar They ask the bartender for 2 beers. ""Sorry we don't serve food here"" replied the bartender."

"How does an attorney go to sleep? First he lies on one side, then the other!!"

"What you call a crocodile covered with tortillas? A tacodile"

"I know one more duck joke! Santa Clause to the snow man: give me the carrot or I am going to blow dry you! (Ok, this one doesn't work in english)"

"I'm so lucky, I married my best friend!! I hope my husband doesn't find out"

"[ouija board] me: are there any spirits with us? Speak now ouija board: H E L L O F R O M T H E O T H E R S I D E me: ....please stop"

"I almost didn't remember today was September 11th Then I felt bad, because I said I'd never forget."

"Knock Knock ..."

"Hey guy's I'm the titanic I would like to nominate all of my passengers and crew to do the ALS ice bucket challenge, you have 24 hours!"