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Joke of the Day

"I changed my password to ""incorrect"". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say ""Your password is incorrect""."

"*seductively moistens your lips with the meatloaf"

"A sure fire way to lose a afternoon, is to help a friend out when he says ""come on it will only take a half hour to fix"""

"What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart? A tutor."

"My highschool bully still takes my lunch money... But on the upside, he makes great Subway sandwiches!"

"Why did the console gamer cross the road? To render the other side"

"On a date, she said ""You smell nice. What have you got on?"" ""I've got a hard on. But I didn't know you could smell it."""

"Australian joke I just heard An Australian kiss is like a French kiss only it's... down under."

"What do you call something big and pink Deez nuts gotti"

"Like a recovering crack addict, my computer is broken & I can only use others in small doses. A little facebook goes a long way. *twitch*"