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Joke of the Day

"How does an attorney go to sleep? First he lies on one side, then the other!!"

"What do you call a computer with an amazing singing voice? A Dell."

"Him ""You run like a gazelle."" Me ""I'm graceful?"" Him ""No. You'd be easy prey for a mountain lion."""

"What do all murderer's have in common? they all have killer personalities"

"Donald Trump is the president elect of the United States. I am still not sure if it belongs here or in r/politics (?)"

"A short joke my GF told me My penis"

"Going to the bathroom isn't the problem It's the shit that I have to deal with every day."

"[sees a baby spit up after drinking from baby bottle] ""lmao yo who invited the lightweight"""

"What's the difference between toilet paper and toast? Toast is brown on both sides."

"Does your wife have dry lips? Because I saw her putting some chap's dick on her lips"