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Joke of the Day
"What you call a crocodile covered with tortillas? A tacodile"
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"I have a step-stool because I never knew my real stool ^"
"Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution? He was following the Tsar."
"*Takes ex girlfriend's poem on Antiques Road Show* Sir these are worthless *Winks at camera* Told you Karen!"
"What is Jack the Rippers favorite restaurant? Chick Fillet"
"Ben Carson is going to be our next president. Cause once you go black, you never go back."
"Whoever speaks at my funeral will probably just look over at my casket and say ""well, she was always kind of like this."""
"How many of you have awakened with your spouse holding your hand only to find they are putting your thumb on your iPhone trying to break in?"
"What do you call a dinosaur who just got out of a relationship? Tyrannosaurus Ex"
"Brunos are from Mars, Freddies are from Mercury."