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Joke of the Day

"Who Shot JR ? by U Dunnit"

"What's a bodybuilder's favourite movie streaming service? Net*flex*"

"Mr. Peanut was arrested for drunk and disorderly at a local Strip Club The arresting officer said it wasn't the first time he'd busted a nut in front of a stripper and it wouldn't be the last."

"Why is Paris the city of love? Hard P and a soft A. Modified from comment section of reddit"

"Compliment somebody on their moustache and all of a sudden she is not your friend anymore."

"I searched for 'wardrobe malfunction' on pornhub and it showed me a video about Narnia"

"If I were God I would say I'm going to fill the ocean with water but when the Subway employee wasn't looking fill it with Sprite instead."

"As a cancer survivor, people ask me how did I come to terms with having cancer. I didn't... It just kind of grew on me."

"What type of cheese is made backwards? Edam"

"They say don't go to a grocery store when you're hungry But I ran out of food a week ago"