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Joke of the Day

"I searched for 'wardrobe malfunction' on pornhub and it showed me a video about Narnia"

"My granddad has the heart of a lion. And a lifetime ban from Bristol Zoo."

"Fine wine I like my women like I like my wine, 9 years old and in my basement"

"[ping pong] ME: 3 to 2, my serve JESUS: M: can I have the ba- J: the Son of Man came not to be served but to serve M: [exhales] every time"

"What did the pigeon say after its friend landed a sick flip? Coo."

"The completely inane bullshit I read on my phone doesn't deserve the super intense face I make while staring at it."

"What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables? Stephen Hawking."

"Drug mules carry cannabis up their asses. That shit is dope."

"Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field? Because, corn has ears!"

"How did the phone propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a ring."