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Joke of the Day

"As a cancer survivor, people ask me how did I come to terms with having cancer. I didn't... It just kind of grew on me."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alba ! Alba ! Alba in the kitchen if you need me !"

"What class does everyone remember fondly from Highschool? Nostalgebra"

"Two condoms walk by a gay bar... One says to the other, ""Wanna go inside and get shitfaced?"""

"There's a new drug that prevents statutory rape It's called RU18."

"A gerund, infinitive, and a past participle walk into a bar. Drinking, to drink, to get drunk"

"Nobody believes in racial profiling until they get a sushi chef with red hair."

"I repaired my watch with some old parts. It's got a second-hand second hand."

"- Do you take a shower after having sex? - Yes, of course. - Well, how about getting laid a little more often."

"99 problems. 99 bottles of beer on the wall. Problems solved."