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Joke of the Day
"Why is Paris the city of love? Hard P and a soft A. Modified from comment section of reddit"
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"How do German women know when they're pregnant? They're never late..."
"Guess who i am I am a long object. You put me in your mouth and shake me. Then you either swallow or spit out white liquid . Yes, it is me your toothbrush"
"Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it was stuck in a crack."
"*leads wife into bedroom where rose petals on comforter spell out ""NO, YOU TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE"""
"What's the fastest animal in the world? A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal? ... The ethiopian chasing it."
"If it's important to you, you will find a way to make it happen. If it's not, you will find an excuse."
"What do they say when you leave an abortion clinic in Germany? Al-fetus-zane"
"What do you say to a feminist with no arms or legs? Nice tits, bitch."
"HR: Did you eat all the mints that were in my jar? me: No [some mints fall out of my mouth] HR: me: Yes [more mints fall out of my mouth]"