224025
Joke of the Day
"What's a bodybuilder's favourite movie streaming service? Net*flex*"
Next Joke
"My son just chewed gum during his entire bath. I eagerly await a cease-and-desist order from Burt Reynolds's attorney."
"What has 50 legs but can't walk? Half a centipede."
"Why should you never high five someone in the gallows... Because they always leave you hang'n"
"It may be autocorrect, but I'm excited to see how this plays out when I drive my friend to pickup her satan wedding dress."
"The world's shortest joke. Pakistani government."
"A football joke Jose Mourinho"
"Dude. Go shave your mustache. Just because it looks good on your mother doesn't mean you can wear it well."
"Do you know Mike? Mike ock"
"""Welcome to fightclub you may now kiss the bride."""