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Joke of the Day

"What's a bodybuilder's favourite movie streaming service? Net*flex*"

"HR: Did you tell Brenda she was stupid? Me: Oh god no! I said she is stupid. HR... Me: There's no past tense with that one."

"Failed biology because apparently the answer to ""what is commonly found in cells?"" Isn't ""Blacks and Mexicans"""

"When the Chinese fill out government forms... Under ""Occupation"" do they write ""Tibet""?"

"Why did the bicycle fall down? because it was two-tired."

"YOU ASKED IF YOU COULD PET HER, NOT IF SHE BITES, MEGAN."

"How excited are you, on a scale from 1 to white woman who just found out that this dinner party has sangria?"

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? It's an obscure number, you have probably never heard of it."

"I just saw Ex Machina... I thought it was supposed to be about AI, and not just about women."

"Sometimes I walk up to a plant and exhale carbon dioxide all over it. Did I save its life? Maybe. Am I a hero? That's for history to decide."