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Joke of the Day

"Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis? Because it is below C level."

"A book just fell on my head.. and I've only got myshelf to blame."

"Have you heard the one about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil."

"Whats the difference between Hospitality and Business? One will help you and the other will help you be an asshole"

"LPT: A lot of people cry when they chop onions, the trick is not to form an emotional bond."

"Q: Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window? A: It was closed."

"People that can't walk are so lame"

"You know what's cool? 0C"

"If there is a better way to memorialize your parakeet than by tattooing his name on your ass, I'd certainly like to hear it."

"[clenching fists] ""I'll fight someone"" Waiter: For the last time sir, 'cheese plate' describes the items on the plate not the plate itself"