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Joke of the Day

"If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is called a foursome, I guess now it's clear why everyone calls me handsome."

"Teacher and Student Teacher: Why are you late? Student: Because of the sign on the road. Teacher: What type of sign? Student: The sign that says, ""School Ahead, Go Slow.""!"

"I love the Olympics, but missing Dateline due to the Olympics sucks. One of these athletes better end up being a serial killer or something."

"Sorry, sarcasm falls out of my mouth, like stupidity falls out of yours."

"Vacuuming My vacuum cleaner sucks!"

"How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but how they got in there I will never know."

"Hubs: Kids are still asleep! Know what that means? Me: We have to be quick! *Runs to the hidden box of Cocoa Puffs and pours 2 big bowls*"

"Why don't old people have sex? Have you ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich?"

"What's a SJW's favorite maths topic? Triggernometry"

"It is almost 2012 and we still don't have printers that can successfully cancel jobs."