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Joke of the Day
"What did one stoplight say to the other stoplight? Don't look! I'm changing!"
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"Yeah I got a job at Coca Cola... It's sodapressing."
"The only thing worse than finding your girlfriend on Tinder... Is your girlfriend finding you."
"knock knock YOU: who's there ME: I eat mop YOU:______"
"Any time someone tells you they're ""about 20 minutes away"" they're lying. They haven't left yet."
"I wish your vagina had a ""clear history"" button."
"One day I'll cure blindness. You'll see! You'll all see!"
"Since I can't afford porn, I just turn on tennis and shut my eyes."
"Hey! Need an ark! I noah a guy."
"The problem with other people's money. The problem with other people's money is that it's tainted. 'tain't yours and 'tain't mine."