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Joke of the Day

"I wish your vagina had a ""clear history"" button."

"Doctor: ""I'm afraid you have Alzheimer's AND you have Lupus..."" Patient: ""...well at least I don't have Lupus."""

"What do you call a phobia of machetes? Common sense"

"Don't get offended. Only racist jokes... Q: Why are Black people so tall? A: Because their KneeGrows."

"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer I don't know what they were laced with, but I've been tripping all day."

"What is wonder woman's favorite drug? Heroine."

"Threw some protein bars in the trash & now the raccoons are bench pressing my neighbors Great Dane in the backyard."

"Honestly, Officer, I wouldn't have pulled over had I known you were just going to criticize me"

"Official Pirate Week! 19/5-25/5 It seems as if we're doing pirates, so we might as well have an official pirate week. Normal jokes are ok, but also lots of Pirate themed ones. Arrrbitrary Piratejokes!"

"Maybe the reason the world keeps making idiots famous is because 75% of the world is made up of idiots."