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Joke of the Day

"So I asked this swiss dude to tell me something good about living in Switzerland. ""Well"" he said ""the flag is a big plus!"""

"What do you call the cook on a Soviet battleship? The khrushchev"

"Facebook account for sale, friends included."

"The difference between a gay guy and a fridge... The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out."

"So I was at my local dyslexia meeting... And my friend turned to me and said, ""can you smell gas?"" I replied, ""are you kidding? I can't even smell my own name."""

"You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That's common sense leaving your body."

"I bet the frankincense guy was all like, ""Let's put the three items in one gift basket and the basket can be from all of us."""

"This sub is the best. It has salami, pepperoni, lettuce, black olives, green peppers, provolone cheese, and oil. 10/10"

"Reddit accounts should be treated like underwear. If you can keep them clean you could keep the same one for a while, but if you flood them with shit you should get a new one."

"Plot twist: I knock on Jehovah's Witnesses doors. ""I'd like to talk to you about modern science """