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"Facebook account for sale, friends included."
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"In Soviet Russia Assholes are like Opinions KGB only lets you keep one of them"
"What's the difference between and epileptic oyster shucker and a hooker with dysentery? One shucks between fits and the other, well..."
"How many lawyer jokes are there? 3, and the rest are true stories."
"Why is Perl Jam's new lead singer fat free? They couldn't find a Butter Man!"
"How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat the room for being black."
"Two chemist walks into a bar The first chemist says ""A glass of H2O"" The second says ""A glass of H2O, too"" The second chemist died soon after."
"[music club] what should we play today [hand goes up] yes joe? ""banjo"" all those who wanna ban joe raise their hand [everyones hand goes up]"
"Ever seen a horse with a carrot on a stick dangling over its head? Last night on the treadmill's TV, I saw an ad for Kentucky Fried Chicken."
"In life, sometimes it's not good to be very specific. For instance, it's okay to say ""I love kids"" but it's frowned upon to say ""I love 12 year olds."""