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Joke of the Day

"I was having trouble with my phone... So I took it to the phone store, and let me tell you! The service was great in there!"

"You're a square... ... but you're still all right to me."

"I have a great HIPPA joke! But I can't tell you."

"What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again"

"Did you ever notice that black people... ...are the same as white people. - Joe Machi"

"Hey girl, what is your sine? It must be pi/2 because you are the one."

"My friend told me he had the body of a Greek god I had to explain that Buddha isn't Greek."

"Invite everyone you know over for dinner. Set the table really fancy. Serve 6 courses that are just mayonnaise in different bowls/plates"

"If twenty dogs run after one cat what time is it? Twenty after one."

"How many Americans does it take to change a bulb? None, Mexicans do it for them."