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Joke of the Day

"Stop making jokes about gay porn! Come on guys! *edit* Here's one more joke I'm fucking serious guys!"

"Why did Windows skip 9? Because 7 ate 9."

"What do you call a rapper who likes honey for breakfast? Sugar Puff Daddy"

"A willow tree walks into a bar, and a guy sitting next to the counter says to the bartender, Who's the new guy? And the bartender says, I don't know, but I've heard he's a shady character!"

"Masturbation is like procasination In the end you're just fucking yourself"

"Happy Fourtho de Mayo."

"Best joke I've heard in a while feminism"

"We can't help everyone, but everyone can help someone."

"What's the difference between a camera and a foot? A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)"

"Tell 'em how it 'tis, not how it 'twas: Edition 1. It used to be the joke was ""If ya lick 'er, it's quicker"" Now it's: if ya drug 'er, ya fug 'er."