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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about Scrooge's drinking problem? He had a dickens of a time with spirits."
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"Why did the chicken cross the road? To say hello to the other side."
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"What if there were no hypothetical situations?"
"What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot, you fucking racist."
"I asked my waiter how long my pizza would be... his reply was, not very long."
"What word becomes shorter when you add two letters? Short."
"Another reason I find children so menacing are their tiny little teeth."