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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about Scrooge's drinking problem? He had a dickens of a time with spirits."
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"Y'all hear the one about the clairvoyant midget that escaped from prison? The police are searching for a small medium at large."
"Crabs can't eat hotdogs because they just keep cutting them into tinier and tinier hotdogs."
"I have a stepladder. I never knew my real ladder."
"Help! I can't post anything on Reddit! Pls help!"
"I put Red Bull in the hummingbird feeder. I'm pretty sure I just saw one go back in time..."
"Empowered women"
"My biggest fears are: -running out of chocolate -running out of coffee -running out of toilet paper -running"
"If you are a woman and you like men that wear glasses... I am full of specs appeal."
"If bird-watching is called bird-watching, what do you cal cow-watching? A steak out."