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Joke of the Day
"A sad horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: ""Why the long face?"""
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"What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable? The wheelchair"
"What's the difference between cows and bulls? It takes longer to milk the bull."
"My Estonian girlfriend gave me a BJ the other day When she looked up at me and said ""12 months!"""
"My wife said she wanted to have sex in the backseat of the car and she wanted me to drive -The late Rodney Dangerfield (1921-2004)"
"*wakes up from surgery How did it go? Surgeon: Good, your nose only lit up twice"
"Why do the Scottish wear kilts? Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away."
"[job interview] What are your strengths? Me: inventing special occasions. Is that even a *I interrupt him with a happy cereal day song*"
"What do ducks smoke? Quack."
"For the last time, I don't have any secret prison camps. Anyone who doesn't believe me will be sent to a secret prison camp."