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Joke of the Day
"What do ducks smoke? Quack."
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"Dropped a gorilla into my apartment so I could shoot my roommate"
"The England cricket team..."
"There are only two types of people in this world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data."
"How did Captain Hook die? Jock itch."
"Overheard: ""Why is this guy listening to our conversation?"""
"What's black and white black and white black and white? A nun rolling down a hill."
"How do Jedi plan for retirement? With a Hoth IRA. I'll see myself out."
"How do you greet a racist murderer? Good morning officer ."
"I hope you guys like one-line antijokes"