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Joke of the Day

"Canada's got it right, when they don't want a citizen, they just convince them they have talent so they move to the US. #JustinBeiber"

"A kid looks up from his phone... ...."

"What's a blind mans worst fear ? A prius"

"There once was... There once was a woman with dementia and she"

"A good coffee table book would be photos of U.S. Presidents' orgasm faces."

"TIL it's impossible to stick your tongue out and look up at the same time That's right get it in there"

"I like to read the Constitution for the articles."

"What has two thumb drives full of porn and forgot his laptop was hooked up to the projector?"

"Plot twist: two birds kill YOU with one stone."

"I can't believe they legalized gay marriage. What's Next women's rights?"