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Joke of the Day
"What has two thumb drives full of porn and forgot his laptop was hooked up to the projector?"
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"Is it a bird is it a plane... What ever it is its headed for the world trade center."
"My cat just sneezed directly into my eyeballs so I'll probably be dead soon. Goodbye, guys. No, you can't have my stuff."
"When my goldfish starts acting like a jerk I remind him that his bowl is microwave-safe"
"What do women and Slinkies have in common? Not much, but you can't help but crack a smile when see some tumbling down the stairs."
"Q: What do you call cheese that's not yours? A: Nacho cheese!"
"Why can't you trust an atom? Because they make up everything."
"For computer geeks. Less isn't more, less is more."
"My home phone rang. Weird."
"A woman walks into a hospital... for a routine checkup on her pregnancy. The nurse looks at her file and says ""Oh! Twins! Were they spontaneous?"" The woman replies ""No, we had sex first."""