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Joke of the Day
"I like my humor how I like my sex Dry and uncomfortable."
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"What did the clock do after the good meal? He went back four seconds."
"If you want to play frisbee Buy a frozen pizza instead of a frisbee And when you get hungry from playing frisbee Eat your frisbee"
"I have a friend who is half-Indian... He's Ian."
"""That chicken died for you"" - how I get my kids to eat chicken"
"They said I'd never overcome my addiction to Phil Collins. ♩ But take a look at me nooooow ♩"
"My wife left me for my brother My twin brother."
"what tea is hardest to swallow? Reality"
"I've found that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery... Until you try to flatter someone in a wheelchair."
"What did George Takei say to the attractive Frenchman on waterskis? Eau myyyyyyyy...."