125999

Joke of the Day

"good cop bag cop. the first cop is super nice. the second is an Adidas sports bag. no suspect has been charged ever."

"What do you call a hypocritical member of the church of Latter Day Saints? an oxy-mormon. or, all of them."

"What do <school name> cheerleaders and a shotgun have in common? Give them 2 cocks and they'll blow."

"(: N poo Love, Australia."

"What organ do only British people have? The Eng gland."

"I won a waterfight with the local kids at the park. No ones a match for me and my kettle!"

"What do you do when you meet a robotic genie? You mech a wish."

"Maybe if we start the 'Read a Book Challenge' we can raise awareness for stupidity."

"I went to band camp and all I got was... This shirt that said: I'll Allegro your vibrato!"

"Lots of people cry while chopping onions. The trick is to not form an emotional attachment."