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Joke of the Day

"Maybe if we start the 'Read a Book Challenge' we can raise awareness for stupidity."

"How to calm a crying baby: 1. Pick it up. 2. Ok, so when it turns like 5 you can put it back down. Good luck."

"[date] ME: ur jacket goes well with ur purse HER: *sits down* see it's not hard to be complimentary ME: u mean complementary HER: *gets up*"

"Why did Marxism never catch on in England? Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea."

"The word of the day is: bishop My sister fell down the stairs, i had to pick the bitch up"

"What is a mixture of Hulk and Captain America called? Star-Spangled Banner."

"Legend has it that if you don't look a coworker in the eye they won't stop to tell you about their weekend."

"Lesbian dinasour What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalotapuss"

"The wife came home last night and asked ""Is there anything on tv?"" I said ""yeah,dust!"" And then the fight started."

"Q: What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A: They have the same middle name!"