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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the shoe factory that was destroyed? They lost 500 souls!"
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"So I was eating out my grandma this morning, and suddenly I tasted horse semen. Then it came to me. ""So that's how she died."""
"i know we have cell phones and the internet, but i kinda expected the world to look like Tron by now."
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"What did Caesar say after crossing the river Rubicon? ""Can someone get me some dry socks?"""
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"A bug zapper, but for people trying to come into my office."