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Joke of the Day
"Hump day without humping is significantly less fun."
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"How do you make holy water? You just boil the hell out of it!"
"When I was a kid the swear jar at my house was always empty because my sister was a goddamn fucking thief."
"How do you kill a vampire from the South? With a chicken fried stake"
"""I'm cold"" - a talking ice cube or a woman"
"Why were all Roman buildings made of stone? They crucified the carpenter."
"BIRD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE Did you hear about the man who did it with a parakeet? He contracted chirpes. And the worst thing? It was untweetable."
"There are 3 types of students in my school. Those that are good at maths and those that are bad."
"I like my whiskey like I like my women 18 years old and all mixed up with coke"
"Stop saying: ""That's what she said"" and say ""... said the priest to his lawyer"" instead"