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Joke of the Day
"I like Viagra so much... I literally have a hard on for it."
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"A man goes to the library and asks for their best book on suicide! Librarian says ""Oh, we are out of copies on that. People who take it never returns it"""
"What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl? ""Just flush it like everybody else does."""
"Someone just used the phrase, 'that's a big load', on this conference call, and suddenly I'm paying attention."
"There's nothing common... about Tutankhamun."
"Possessed by a demon? Need help? A 30-minute cardio exorcise should do the trick!"
"If you're creepy and you know it ~~~> buy a van"
"Pistorius.....Sounds like something Harry Potter would say to make your legs fall off."
"""Get over yourself."" *Me teaching clones how to play leapfrog"
"Hey guys just wanted to let you guys know that I'm vegan"