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Joke of the Day
"Who is the smartest rapper? Ice^3"
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"What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close? Wonton endangerment."
"Black joke Santa clause, a child, and an innocent black man jump out of a plane. Who lands first? The child there's no such thing as Santa or an innocent black man"
"I went for a run and got back two minutes later because I forgot something, I forgot I'm fat and can't run for more than two minutes."
"What's the difference between a penis and a red light? My girlfriend won't blow a red light."
"Whenever I see Americans make fun of Kim Jong-un, I think to myself Come on, you're bigger than that."
"What did the father buffalo say to his son going off to college? Bison."
"I got invited to a block party recently. I show up, blocks EVERYWHERE."
"Did you hear about the gay Irish couple? Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald"
"Whip me up, Before you Nae Nae Don't leave me hanging on like a Bae Bae"