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Joke of the Day

"Who is the smartest rapper? Ice^3"

"Why don't people give Melania Trump a break... Life is hard enough growing up as a black woman in the USA."

"Hilary Clinton is elected president ... FTFY"

"Somehow my beach-bod went to a dad-bod and unfortunately now it's more of a beached-dad-bod."

"If I was super religious, I'd celebrate Easter by getting nailed."

"I heard about Buddhist monks who lit themselves on fire to protest prosucution Certainly one way to reach enlightenment"

"Why don't elephants like penguins? Because they can't get the wrapper off."

"I'm going to go to the gym and then to eat a Doritos Loco Taco, because I like to keep my body guessing whether or not I hate it."

"The Alabama State Motto It's not considered incest if you pull out."

"the dog ran into a fence chasing a squirrel. she doesn't look anything like me but she's mine. i can tell"