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Joke of the Day

"A guy tells his friend a long sleeping joke, which his friend hates. ""That was a bed joke,"" said his listening friend."

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"Seize the day! *Sees the day, goes back to bed*"
"A man with a gun enters a bar... ...""Who had sex with my wife?"" he snarled. A muffled voice heard in the background said, ""You don't have enough bullets for that mate."""
"Got arrested for playing the guitar. Because I was fingering A minor."
"Have you ever met a person, & knew straight away that they were 'the one'? Yah. I had to take a restraining order out too."
"If your playing the guitar just remember one thing Dont finger a minor you could get arrested for that."
"What candy do you give your wife before you get married? Pre-nup brittle."
"What happens to a gay man every month? Manstruation"
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a faulty battery and caused their house to burn down"
"I'm getting an MRI tomorrow... to find out whether or not I'm claustrophobic."