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Joke of the Day

"TIP: Always carry a motorcycle helmet with u. Then u never have to do your hair & u can blame it on safety & the law & stuff. #lifehacks"

"santa claus visits everyone Q: What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton? A: Ho, ho, ho!"

"What idiot called it British conjoined twins and not chapstick?"

"What did the Chinese man say when Winter came around? Reddit snow, reddit snow, reddit snow!"

"Did your date order honey for dinner? Did your date eat the waiter when he brought the honey? Is your date a bear? You are dating a bear."

"A better world I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."

"Why is the letter ""B"" so cold? Because its between AC..."

"A Roman walks into a bar... ...holds up two fingers and says, ""Five beers please""."

"Two generations that were unable to go to bed without their stuffed animals or blankies now feel the same way about their phones."

"What are red heads good for? Lighting fires."