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Joke of the Day

"Malaysia airlines are having a huge sale Flights to any destination in the world for $499 one way.... return flights not available"

"What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school? He went to Europe to study a-Broderick"

"What do you call a redhead who identifies as the opposite sex? Transginger."

"I accidentally subscribed to the ""married man"" edition of Playboy. It's got the same centerfold every month."

"What does oral sex and being in the mafia have in common? One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit."

"Q: How did the artist paint a picture? A: Easel-y."

"I went to an adrenaline junkie camping retreat. It was in tents."

"Whenever I'm drinking gatorade and wearing gym clothes I wonder if people think I'm exercising or if they know I'm hungover on laundry day."

"Does anyone else bring a bag of clever disguises to the grocery store in case there's a wine sampling booth that day?"

"Weird Joke Q: Why did Godcreate man before woman?A: He needed a rough draft before he made a final copy."