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Joke of the Day

"With Girls Gone Wild bankrupt wild girls no longer have a home. Many of them will be put down. Please. Adopt a wild girl. Before she's gone."

"Time to get in my wheel box to go to my work box so I can pay for my home box until I'm ready for my death box."

"If I was a bodybuilder I would slather up with grease and slide to work instead of driving to save money."

"An ad at the zoo: Don't scare the ostriches! The floors are concrete!'"

"Chuck Norris can run up a flight of stairs backwards."

"I hate my new hair cut. Hopefully it will grow on me."

"I don't know why they call it a period. At my house it's more like ""!#%* you, you piece of $&!@""."

"In what direction do five gay guys walk? One Direction"

"My wife and I have agreed on a trial separation. The kids aren't to keen, but my wife and I just don't want them anymore."

"What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's? Shaking hands."