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Joke of the Day
"It's like these people at the liquor store have never seen somebody pay with this much change"
Next Joke
"what do you get when one rapper eats another? FOOD CHAINZZZ!!"
"Why wasn't the geologist hungry? He lost his apatite. I know that joke has its faults, so I'll just accept my pumicement and go back to looking at cleavage."
"Teacher: What comes after 69? Student: Mouthwash. Teacher: Get out."
"Men are like Bluetooth. When they're close they're connected, when they move further they start looking for new equipment."
"Did you guys hear that you can survive just on plants? That is something i never herbivore!"
"*eats everything*"
"It is true. Time flies when you are having fun. However it is also true that Time eventually rests on a tree branch and shits on your head."
"Which hotel does Link use when he goes on vacation? The HYAT"
"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."