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Joke of the Day
"Knock knock. - Who is there? A person that likes to tell anti jokes."
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"US follows Britain BRITAIN: ""Hey, America, watch this!"" *BRITAIN SETS ITSELF ON FIRE* USA: ""Cool. Can I borrow your lighter?"""
"I like my coffee how I like my women Bitter and cold."
"People like to put words in your mouth, predictive-text likes to put words in your phone."
"You're like my hard drive. Fat and 32"
"The inventor of the snooze button has passed away. His funeral will take place tomorrow at 8:00, 8:06, 8:11, 8:13, and 8:14."
"I really like ceilings,.. I guess you could call me a ceiling fan."
"Why did Hillary go to the gynecologist? She was feelin' the Bern!"
"I would give my dad what he really wants on Father's Day, but I can't afford to move out yet."
"Toddler tech support: ""Did you try throwing it and crying?"""