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Joke of the Day

"For Halloween I put a empty bowl outside my door with a sign that says ""please take one"" That way it looks like I actually had candy once"

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"A termite walks into a bar... And says, ""is the bar tender here?"""
"What's red on the outside and green on the inside? A dinosaur wearing red pajamas."
"Light beer... It's like.. Eating out your sister.. -it tastes the same but it's just not right!"
"Forgive me Twitter, for I have sinned. It has been four days since my last tweet. Because, you know... weed and Sudoku."
"Jews rated their trip to auschwitz It was one star"
"Oregon's defense."
"My wife is enjoying the attention I've been giving her lately & though painting a phone on her face is inconvenient, it's saved our marriage"
"How does one find out the sensitivity of a gentleman's balls? Test tickles"
"What's the new etiquette rule: am I supposed to wait until everyone is done photographing their meals before I start eating mine?"
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