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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again"

"I've got the body of a 25 year old supermodel But my fridge is too small... Does anyone have any ideas?"

"I could not have been the first to figure this out? soo. Wetty Fap ;)"

"Did you hear about the mod that got pissed off? [deleted]"

"What do you get when a deaf guy tries to talk to you at a urinal? Wet"

"Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint :)"

"Q: What do you call the hair of a centaur? A: Humane."

"What's the loneliest drink? I dunno but its in a solo cup."

"If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I'd fart."

"What the difference between a catholic priest and a pimple? Pimples wait until puberty to come on your face."