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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into a library with a book on suicide. The librarian says, ""sorry to hear about your friend""."

"Ay girl are you a fire truck? Because your really loud and fucking annoying."

"What does smoking a cigarette and eating a pussy have in common? [NSFW] The flavor gets stronger as you get closer to the butt."

"What did the snail on the turtles back say? WEEEEEEEEEE!"

"I met this really hot Geologist today. She had quite a Gneiss ass."

"Problem: I hate peeing alone, sleeping, & nobody talks to me about random nonsense Solution: kids"

"Someone should make a movie where something unusual appears, and the scientists want to study it and the military wants to shoot it."

"My Black friend was pissed off that he didn't get a job he was totally qualified for so I told him to ""lighten up"" we're no longer friends."

"My husband told me he'd like to be woken up by a blowjob... ...so I put my dick in his mouth to wake him up."

"I hope puns are okay. If you live downwind from a milk processing plant, everything smells like dairy air."