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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into a library with a book on suicide. The librarian says, ""sorry to hear about your friend""."

"Why are Fencers so popular on /r/Jokes? Because they do well with Ripostes."

"Mexican Education NSFW Why don't they teach sex education and driver's education on the same day in Mexico? Too tough on the donkeys."

"What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two and now it's offensive to talk about."

"I'm not sure Hillary should be in Office... The last Clinton left a bad taste in people's mouths."

"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are on a boat. The boat sinks. Who survives? America."

"I'm worried about my boy... At breakfast this morning, when I handed him a box of Cheerios, he shouted, ""Omg, donut seeds!"""

"Hurricane Joaquin This Category 3 Storm is likely to hit the Eastern US this week. Good news for Arizona residents: you will not be affected by Joaquin, Phoenix."

"What do you do when you see a spaceman? You park your car, man."

"Having children teaches you patience, humility, love and to never, ever, be surprised when you find a Barbie doll leg clogging the toilet."