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Joke of the Day
"I'm not sexist.... because being sexist is wrong, and being wrong is for women."
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"""I'm afraid I have some very bad news, sir,"" the doctor said. ""You have cancer and Alzheimer's."" ""Oh, well, at least I don't have cancer."""
"When you read an unfunny joke: downvote it."
"Why didn't the hipster want to see the Saint John River and the Penobscot River? They're two Maine streams."
"Ok gas pump, enough! Credit or debit? Zip code? Reward Card? Car Wash? Receipt? What octane? It takes less buttons to launch a nuke!"
"Should I include ""hard working and honest"" in my resume? Applying for a software engineer's role at Volkswagen."
"Every store should have one line for people who have their shit together."
"What is a horses favourite kind of party? A stall ball."
"When is a car, not a car? When it turns into a driveway."