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Joke of the Day

"I like my women like my shoes... Black, size thirteen and I pick them up at Walmart."

"Why are modern women more likely to pursue a STEM degree? They need to learn scientific notation to keep track of their n-count."

"I hate brushing my teeth at night. It signifies I can't have any more food and I'm never ready for that kind of commitment."

"what does Geico and your girlfriend have in common? Shes so easy a cave man could do her."

"Gold, frankincense, but wait... there's myrhh"

"What does a blonde owl say? Why!"

"I hate when I mean to type 'porn links' but I type 'pork links' and then suddenly I'm horny AND hungry."

"Work said I was going to do a drug test today. So far I haven't tested any drugs, but this weird guy asked me to urinate in a cup."

"A man is hit by a can of coke But he was alright because it was a soft drink"

"Why don't cats play poker in the jungle... ...theres too many cheet-ahs"