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"The Wikipedia entry for 'Toe Injury' is a stub."
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"Chuck Norris donates blood, just not his own"
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"Just watched The Martian I found it odd that NASA would commission SpaceX to make the Iris probe."
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"Today's assignment: Walk up to people with a manila envelope and ask them ""Have you seen this person?"" and pull out a picture of yourself"
"The average American male has a 5"" penis, but the average American male says he has 7"". Brendan would say that is the same thing... perfect."
"When is an outlaw neither left-handed nor right-handed? When he's red-handed."