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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a pig who overacts? A ham ham."
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"How often do I think about Keira? Knightley."
"My friend just got a pool table for Christmas so he gave me a call inviting me around for a pool tournament with the boys. I said thanks for the invite but I prefer to pool by myself."
"Women seem to want security. At least that's what they yell whenever I approach them."
"Got CPR and CCR confused. Ended up playing ""Fortunate Son"" on my boombox while watching a man die."
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