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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a pig who overacts? A ham ham."
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"[Date] Me: tell me about yourself Her: I'm really vegan Me: oh no Her: and I have a kid Me: oh no Her: his name is Kale Me: ohhh noo"
"Why do gay barbecues suck? Because the hotdogs taste like shit."
"Driver "" I'm very sorry to learn that your wife ran away with your driver "" said the friend to the old man. "" oh, don't worry, I can drive """
"Why was Herbert Hoover such a controversial president? Because he never let the dust settle."
"Cheese isn't just grate, it's legendairy."
"""How big do you suppose that fence is?"" ""I reckon that fence is around a yard."""
"I love a woman that can shoot a gun, but I fear a woman with good aim."
"Happy Independence Day Except For Slaves Day!"
"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He sipped the coffee *before it was cool*."